some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows
dragon age origins: gays and their mage chaperon try to save Fantasy Ohio from your average mud covered country boy
dragon age 2: gays and their police chaperon try to save a Fantasy Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell from jessica lange wielding a really sharp glowstick
dragon age inquisition: gays and their military chaperon try to save Fantasy Disney World from a Swarovski crystal encrusted Bad Dragon Dildo
Some of you never got caught up in an Imperial ambush while trying to cross the border and got thrown into a cart bound for Helgen and it shows
Fenris: Reason number 2, look what I can do
Fenris: *takes a man’s heart out with his hands*
Hawke: Uh, what does that have to do with anything?
Anders: No, no, he’s got a point
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some of you have never united Ferelden against the Blight and it shows
Has this been done already, or
my god.
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.